A real joke told by Leonardo DiCaprio: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says “What the fuck was that all about?”
Oh my god leo that’s so bad it’s funny
MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME THIS JOKE RECENTLY AND I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES
I’m actually laughing! Oh Leo bb….
I really do hate that I consider you to be this perfect person. you don’t deserve that at all. but no matter what, I always think so highly of you. even when you’re the worst
how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food
i don’t like talking with people about emotional stuff because then they learn things about me and get to know me and can defeat me